I wanna throw a house show

I wanna invite all our friends

We can do it like a rock show

Doesn’t matter if you’re talented

I wanna throw a house show

And we can let Rozwell Kid open

We can do it like a house show

I wanna throw a house show

There’s a Dad Hat kid smoking ciggies on my mother’s porch

And there’s a Pearl Jam addict getting high behind the bedroom door

And there’s a girl out back that the jocks are going crazy for

And I heard a couple knocks coming through the front door

I thought it was cops but it’s my friends and they just

Wanna throw a house show

We're gonna invite all our friends

We can do it like a rock show

Doesn’t matter if you’re talented

I wanna throw a house show

And we can let Rozwell Kid open

Do it like a rock show

I wanna throw a house show

There’s a jean jacket punk with an XVX on chest

And there’s a schoolboy nerd with a Schwa sticker on his ass

And there’s a Mexican woman on the outskirts of the grass

With her fists in the air yelling “cállate!”

Don’t worry woman, it’s all okay!

It’s just a house show

We’re gonna invite all our friends

We can do it like a rock show

Doesn’t matter if you’re talented

I wanna throw a house show

And we can let Rozwell Kid open

Do it like a rock show

I wanna throw a house show

I wanna throw a house show

And we can let Rozwell Kid open

Do it like a rock show

I wanna throw a house show