I've watched you get off on

I've watched you get off on

I've watched you get off on

The patchwork lives of readers' wives

Between the lines, you spot the lies

It's just a bit of fun

It's just a bit of fun - I'm not laughing

Avoid advice from readers' wives

Don't sympathize with little boys

You have no idea

Seems you have no idea - I'm not telling

Much to my surprise, I find temptation flies

I'm self-satisfied, except when I...