A Twisted Sitcom

By Nerfonator

On A Twisted Sitcom

Released on December 21, 2025

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[Intro: Peter S. Atlas]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen

I hope you’re all having a wonderful Sunday morning

I’m your host, Peter S. Atlas

And this is A Twisted Sitcom

Argyle!


[Verse 1]

Yeah, so, I guess we back at work

I had to turn the lights on and wipe this one off the back-burner

I been sittin’ with my feelings as ashes burn

‘Cause if I come back with half the passion, I’m havin’ twice the caliber

The furnace repacked with smashed colours

Protract my purpose practicin’

And learn how to shine like the star that I was tasked at birth

‘Cause you won’t ever grasp potential ‘til it’s passed first

Fulfill thе sentiment and prosper ‘til thе act work

You can define my character through pairs of words or paragraphs

You ever eyein’ me, the irony is that I’m starin’ back

But if you simply just viewin’ the act

Leave your shoes on the mat

Kick back with the tube and a pack


[Pre-Chorus 1]

And stay tuned and stay with this

Keepin’ your pupils glued to the television screen

And the people boo too, but they ain’t near us

And now you hearin’ the realest

So, here we watch from the rocks we tripped on


[Chorus]

And it’s a twisted sitcom

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to

And it’s a twisted sitcom

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom


[Verse 2]

Question: how do you capture these feelings in a limited time?

How do you know when to set the brush down and let the damn perfectionist die?

When the canvas stretch is dry

Expressionist spittin’ lines like I’m whiffin’ white and my system declined

Born to die but immortalized in performance recited

Inside, I hope that what gets captured isn’t glorified, it’s authentic

So, put your loafers on the ottoman

And if you here with me, then take notes from the audience

‘Cause if I haven’t seen it on the screen

Then I’ma be the one to do it

Might not be the debut, but I’ll push it ‘til I fall through it

Continue innovatin’ on a bigger stage with tins of paint

And y’all can give a wave when these colours start driftin’ out the frame


[Pre-Chorus 2]

So, stay tuned and stay with this

Keepin’ your pupils glued to the television screen

And the people boo too, but they ain’t near us

And now you hearin’ the realest

An extension of brilliance like a spin-off


[Chorus]

And it’s a twisted sitcom, uh

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to

And it’s a twisted sitcom

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom


[Bridge]

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to

Yeah, break it down now

(You were born a star, born a star)

(You were born a star, born a star)


[Verse 3]

I won’t overstay my welcome, but I’d hope that I’m welcome to stay

Everyday, never hittin’ the brakes

Only high speeds over these drum breaks

Who knew my street was a one way?

One day, we gon’ walk on the runway

No more lunch breaks with the chump change

Make enough bread on Sunday to keep us fed ‘til the next Monday

So, get up, get up, come on and clap your hands

Get up on your feet, everyone take a stand

Get up, get up, everybody clap your hands

Get up on your feet, come on, take a stand

Now get up, now get up, clap your hands

Get up, uh, now get up, clap your hands

Get up, uh, now get up, clap your hands

Get up, uh, like ow!


[Chorus]

And it’s a twisted sitcom

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom

And I won’t overstay my welcome

But I hope I’m welcome to

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom

(You were born a star, born a star)

Yeah, it’s a twisted sitcom


[Outro]

Yeah, how are y'all doin' out there?

Yeah, that's what we like to hear, feelin' great

Thanks for tuning in if you’re watching on the box

Thank you for stopping by if you’re in the audience

My name’s Argyle, and welcome to the show!

Haha, yeah