I bought Van Halen 1

It was the best damn record I ever owned

TG&Y, 1978

Two hand tapping guitar technique

Really got me off

Eruption yeah

Ain't talkin' bout' love

I'm on fire

Tomorrow may come

Tomorrow may never come again

Can't you hear Jamie cryin'

She's runnin' with the devil

Oh lord, oh lord

I bought Women and Children First, Fair Warning

And Van Halen 2

Danced the night away

1984, my favorite record yeah, I wore it down

Might as well jump. Might as well jump

Tomorrow may come

Tomorrow may never come again

Can't you hear Jamie cryin'

She's runnin' with the devil

Oh lord, oh lord

Is this what you wanted?

Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar

Is this what you wanted, man?

Dave lost his hair-line, but you lost your cool, buddy

Can't drive fifty-five

I'll never buy your lousy records again

Again, again, never again, never again, never again

Never again, never again, never again, never again

Never again, never again, never again, never again

Never again, never again. NO NO NO!!

Tomorrow may come

Tomorrow may never come again

Can't you hear Jamie cryin'

She's runnin' with the devil

Oh lord, oh lord

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump