It's so far out, it's outta sight

No heavy scenes, no gettin' uptight

So, just stay loose, my brother, I'll tell you where it's at

You can all get it on at the local laundromat, yeah!

Front loader, let me turn you on

Front loader, you and me, just havin' fun

Front loader, my words I won't mince

I just love your fully-automated second rinse

Ooh, yeah, yeah!

If I could, I'd do my laundry every night of the week

I guess that you could call me a laundry freak

My clothes are all worn through, but I just don't care

'Cause when I get a heavy load

I just got to share it with my

Front loader, bubbles and foam

Front loader, enamel and chrome

Front loader, my sheets will never tangle

'Cause with your spin dry, there's no need for a mangle

Front loader, you know my need is urgent

Front loader, I got all my detergent

Front loader, sometimes I do despair

You're the only one but me who sees my underwear