Computer Fighter Rap

By Neil Cicierega

Released on March 20, 2016

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Once upon a time, there were three cool kids

Neil, Ryan, and Kevin, just watchin' cool vids

They saw a commercial for the championship

So they raced to the arcade, lickity-split (That's right!)

It was pinball bliss, it was video heaven

But suddenly, Neil, Ryan and Kevin

Saw mean Mitch Dollarton, that's his name

He was hoggin' their numero uno game

Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!)

Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)

Computer Fighter Rap (It's a good time, that's right!)

Computer Fighter Rap (Watch out!)

His henchman, Max, kicked the Nеw Kids out

And they were bummin', 'til thеy heard a shout!

It was the one and only Daxter Flaxter

The all-time world class video master

He said "Hey, kids, don't you grieve"

"Daxter's got a few tricks up his sleeve"

He said he had a plan for them to win

So they took his hand, and he zapped 'em in!

Computer Fighter Rap (Video games!)

Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)

Computer Fighter Rap

Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!

Game on, they did their best

But first they had to beat Daxter's test

Monsters, wizards, dinosaurs

Who knew what else would be in store? (Uh oh!)

They made it out to Level 2

But then, quack attack! It was the Quacker Crew

But mess with Neil, Kevin and Ryan

And pretty soon, you're gonna be dyin'! (That's right!)

That's when trouble started brewin'

Dollarton did his evil doin'

He sent his fighter into the zone

It was Gunfoot, the kids were on the run

Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!)

Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap! Woo!)

Computer Fighter Rap (It's a rap song!)

Computer Fighter Rap

They defeated the boss, hip-hip hooray

The magic of friendship saved the day

Dollarton's soul was forever trapped

And that's the end of the Computer Fighter Rap

Computer Fighter Rap (Uh-huh!)

Computer Fighter Rap

Computer Fighter Rap (Hee haw!)

Computer Fighter Rap (And again, woo-hoo!)

Computer Fighter Rap (Yo!)

Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!

Man, I tell ya, Neil, Ryan, and Kevin

They know what's school, the high school!