K-Y-L-E

Wears a skater graphic tee

Drinks monster energy

And he hates his family

He plays his video games all day

Likes to shoot the noobs and call them gay

He's pissed off at the whole wide world

So fucked up on pot that he's gonna hurl

Kyle please turn off your TV

Read the Bible and live life righteously

K-Y-L-E

Plays Call of Duty

Listens to Negative XP

And he hates his family

He watches anime all day

Likes to jerk his cock to pornographay

He's kind of depressed with his life

He needs to get a job instead of getting high

Kyle turn off your computer screen

Read the Bible and live life righteously

Jesus wants you to be all right

And go to heaven after living a proper life