[Chorus]

Crazy bus, crazy bus

Riding on the crazy bus

Riding up, riding down

Driven by a funny clown

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony

High as a plane or a balloon-y

Crazy bus, come with us

As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus

Don't make a fuss, just come with us

[Verse 1]

Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy

Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy

Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y

Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey

Absolutely bus-a-looey

Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus

[Bridge]

A flat tire is no problem

Because it's only flat on the bottom

A flat tire is no problem

Because it's only flat on the bottom

So let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

[Chorus]

Crazy bus, crazy bus

Riding on the crazy bus

Riding up, riding down

Driven by a funny clown

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony

High as a plane or a balloon-y

Crazy bus, come with us

As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus

Don't make a fuss, just come with us

[Post-Chorus]

Crazy bus, crazy bus

Crazy bus, crazy bus

Ragh!

[Verse 2]

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony

High as a plane or a balloon-y

Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy

Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy

Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y

Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey

Absolutely bus-a-looey

Crazy, lazy bus

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony

High as a plane or a balloon-y

Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy

Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy

Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y

Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey

Absolutely bus-a-looey

Crazy, lazy bus

[Outro]

Crazy!

Bus!

Crazy!

Bus!