Stupid little piss baby

Think you can talk to me like that?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

How dare you, Clyde!

We wrote this song about you

Clyde, you're a dumbass robot causing trouble again

Your circuits are faulty, you never seem to comprehend

You glitch and malfunction, driving me insane

I can't believe I'm stuck with you, it's such a pain

Um, add a cool beat here

Fuck. Yeah

Also, keep this in because it'll be funny

Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster

Every moment with you is a mini-assater

Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through

I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you

Add another cool solo here, [?]

Also keep this in again cause this will be funny

You beep and you bloop, always in the wrong way

You mess up everything, causing delays

You have no feelings, no empathy inside

Just a dumbass robot, I can't abide

Same thing here

Uh, I'm just doing this to extend the runtime

Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster

Every moment with you is a mini-assater

Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through

I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you

[?] Guitar solo here

I'm tired

In a world of advanced technology and precision

You're a reminder of everything gone wrong, a derision

I'm tired of your errors, your constant blunders

I wish I could replace you with something better

Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster

Every moment with you is a mini-disaster

Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through

I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you

So here's the end of our dysfunctional bond

I'll find a better companion far be far beyond

You'll be a distant memory, a chapter to close

Goodbye, Clyde, dumbass robot that I loathe

And now, a feature from Andy's Oldies himself

Andy: Don't you be a slob!