[Verse 1]
The hallways at the prep
The house of mirrors
We laugh at them because
Well I don't know why
Hahaha
Chime the giddy freshman
As they come in only to take the attendance
Hahaha
Sings the photo of the skateboarder
Above the dean of men's office
[Verse 2]
My aunt my own blood was in hysterics
As she tried to find the underground
Through silicone and twenty-five-year-old boyfriends
Hahaha
She laughed all the way to the ticket booth
And I couldn't bring myself to laugh at her
When she got out
'Cause what am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
Cool down, it's not coming out
It's been co-opted by the baseball caps
Cool down, it's not coming out
It's been co-opted by the baseball caps
Cool down, it's not coming out
It's been co-opted by the baseball caps
[Outro]
All the greatest stars
See themselves in the looking glass
And sometimes they're shocked
At the image of themselves