[Verse 1]

The hallways at the prep

The house of mirrors

We laugh at them because

Well I don't know why

Hahaha

Chime the giddy freshman

As they come in only to take the attendance

Hahaha

Sings the photo of the skateboarder

Above the dean of men's office


[Verse 2]

My aunt my own blood was in hysterics

As she tried to find the underground

Through silicone and twenty-five-year-old boyfriends

Hahaha

She laughed all the way to the ticket booth

And I couldn't bring myself to laugh at her

When she got out

'Cause what am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

What am I supposed to say?

Cool down, it's not coming out

It's been co-opted by the baseball caps

Cool down, it's not coming out

It's been co-opted by the baseball caps

Cool down, it's not coming out

It's been co-opted by the baseball caps


[Outro]

All the greatest stars

See themselves in the looking glass

And sometimes they're shocked

At the image of themselves