What's up, girl? What's up, girlfriend? What's going on? I caught that guy at the club last night. What did he do now? Same old stuff. That's all right, though, it cost his ass $500. Busted the windows out, busted tires. Fuck him. What's up? You know it's something. We gotta talk about it right here, right now. You know what I'm saying? First off, baby, you gotta believe everything I tell you, not just for me, but for you. I really don't care whether you believe me or not, but it's for your benefit. For real, you know what I'm saying? Now, you might call it lies, but I only lie to keep you happy because if I ever tell you the truth and you're not woman enough to handle it, you might have a nеrvous breakdown. That's what it is. I'm lying for you, baby