(Intro)
Every so often I get a strong sex surge
And the only way I can take care of it is to..masturbate
And when I do I feel awful
It's just like I've committed a crime or something
And it worries me and I say "Well I won't do it anymore"
And when I do it goes away for a while
And I come back and do it again
[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
Listen, rap class 101 is in session
And I can see by your facial expression that you don't think I can bring the aggression
Well I've never been too good at first impressions
Look! another vanilla complexion rhyming thats refreshing
And an ugly face too this'll be impressive
Motherfucking cunt dick fuck suck bitch
Call it viewer discretion is advised guys
Oh no rap is dead again guys look at how they revived it messing with it disguised blessing
I'm guessing It took a lot of depression and reflecting
And mental distressing for me to grab a pen and start expressing whats been messing with me
Some demons started wrestling with me
So i stopped second guessing and swept the fucking leg of what the fuck was stressing me
Some people heard me stretching a dude in a battle
And now they're shook and rattled
Now their practically begging me to hang out now
Wow, They might give a fuck now
What Do I have to say now? Nothing
Now you start requesting me
Or is you just testing me
Senior graduation
I can't be at that setting
So i gotta get to stepping I reckon' they tryna get me arrested
Hey have you tried eating off the Nalyd buffet because Hey I heard he's got this new special salad dressing with the bars
I'm going in raw, no protection
I love oppression
Because that fuels me to start professing my hatred confessions for the rest of em'
Rhyme with the best of em', Gone with the heads of em
The Audio engineer Armageddon, Words as weapons um
The bell beckons and I spill some jabs by the minutes and some threats by the seconds
I meant it like Flynt did it
Godsended yet demented and re-invented the art of pretending
I don't look like I belong here do i? Are you offended
Someone left a mic unattended so I picked it up and look where I ended
Come stop me
I'll be type of honkey to dress up like A$AP Rocky
And play tongue hockey with a dead body
Walkie Talkie sex with it too I'm naughty
Looking gaudy, feeling cocky
Froggy,groggy,snotty
Snobby,stalky
Loddy doddie doddie doddy here comes anony (uh)
With 2 commodities
My names is Hiroshima and he's Nagasaki
Two emcees with odds against these lame oddities
Want controversies watch us flash an isosceles then put an end to the monopoly
Initiate a prophecy you wanna build a new Rome
Well I'll just destroy a colony with the lyrical tsunami
You got beef?
Fuck the pastrami Holmes
Lawn gnomes just sit and listen to what Nalyd E spit off his own dome
Bitch better make an ear peak when I came to speak
I got spurge with me
So run from me like im Garry Busey
Getting stung by a killer bee
And jumping out the color tv screen
Wanting to seek you some Kia keys screaming (AWHH)
Part the red sea, Run up a macadamia nut tree
Cause it's the worst of the worst disease
And I'll doubt you'll disagree
I can't hear if you chose A or B
Because I can't hear you, Breh you can't get near me
Were the lowest of the lowest degree
It's the motherfucking STD
And I really shouldn't have to tell you why not to fuck with one of we
[Hook:Nalyd Ecitsuj]
Guess what Bitch is the STD, You don't really wanna fuck with me
You Better choose your words carefully
Or you'll be fucked for eternity
Absurdity and Perversity
Thats why nobody wants to be near me
We are the evil you can't see
We are the STD