Who do I turn to? I can’t even trust Snapple Facts

Might cancel all my shows and rap at home to laugh tracks

I raffled off my integrity for an apple watch

I pawned it, now my soul is on sale for half off

The plot thickens every minute in the present moment

More careful with my time, I recognize I barely own it

Modern fairytales are rarely ever awesome

Peter Piper posted pics of pickled peppers, but he photoshopped em

I can’t tell what’s a paid production

Reasonable facsimile organic substance

Branded content, I exist to watch ads

When GEICO wins an Oscar, I won’t even be that mad

The super rich wanna move to Mars or freeze their brains

To live forever or just side step climate change

Build a bunker for a doomsday apocalypse

And horde resources so the poor can’t pocket shit

And soon enough we’ll be able to take residence

In virtual reality, all maladies irrelevant

As artificial intelligence illustrates the future

We’ll snuggle up to spouses generated by computers

The perfect match based on search history

Let algorithms program the right amount of mystery

Physical misery digitally retouched

Why lose weight? My avatars got a mean butt

My 3D printed college education makes me smart

Graduated Jeff Bezos School of Art

Does part man and part hard drive count as alive?

Don’t text me please, I sneeze every time I’m notified

But it should clear up with my next update

To iOS 47,088.3

Remind me in an hour, not enough storage free

Pay for iCloud or delete a couple memories?

But cryptocurrency tanked, in debt to six different banks

So I delete every Thanksgiving since 2008

Sorry Grandma, couldn’t part ways with my Instagram

And in a jam I may still need candy crush — she’ll understand!

I’m in an Uber that’s autonomously driving

Past corporate headquarters public money subsidizes

The workforce lives inside the walls for low wages

Turnover stays low as long as no one ever ages

So they offer 401k, dental, and immortality

As long as we commit seven days a week to the balance sheet

One day we’ll vote in universal endless life

Let’s hope living is still beautiful when no one ever dies

What? Bro, what are you talking about, man?