In a Civic bumping Misfits

Number one in your heart, two on your shit list

I’m an interesting fact, not a statistic

One of my friends is related to Michael Chiklis

I’m in the kitchen digging through the fridge—slim pickings

Back in 10 minutes like it’ll be different, it isn’t

Yo, I don’t need to be omniscient

To know some of you still listen

To the remix to Ignition, admit it

I’m missing zero free throws, no surprises

Can you believe Vladimir Putin’s only 5’6”???

Had to let that sink in

My internet presence is a mess except for LinkedIn

Now I’m in a Lincoln bumping Pinkerton

The blinker syncs with El Scorcho for a wink and then

Syncopates. Yo, I love when that happens

My rinky dink rap releases stay snapping

Known to get it cracking like a safe code

Scientists suggest we’d get along fine with eight toes

Peace to the brave soul who first tasted Play-Doh

They paved a strange road, probably ate a whole caseload

In a Buick Regal bumping Beanie Sigel

Mashed up with Flock of Seagulls and the stream’s illegal

Evil Knievel learned motorcycle maintenance

In a year with one aim: to maintain