Released on July 25, 2025

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Apollo: Is everyone okay?

[?]: Obviously

Spencer: Yeah! I'm good!

Omari: I'm alright!

Apollo: Tyler? How you feeling buddy?

Tyler: Ooh... I think I'm concussed

Apollo: Yeah, that fish really clocked ya

Tyler: That was no damn fish. That thing was a monster

[?]: Ar- Ar- Ar Ar Ar Ar! Truer words have never been spoken lad! Just look at the size of her! Ah, for a moment there I thought she might get the best of us! M-hahahahahaha! Oh-oh! Yeah-ah! Alright! Yeah.. Hm-hm. Hm

Apollo: I know he did not just say that

Tyler: Hey, [?]! This meal you promised us better be worth almost dying for!

[?]: Oh, rest assured! You won't find a finer chеf in the


[?]

sea than the onе ye set yer eyes on now. Pick up your spirits! Tonight you'll be eating like royalty..


[Music, kitchen sounds]

[Tess]: Bucko!


[Punching sound]

[Gus]: Damn it Tess, I don't understand this game!

[Tess]: You got it Gus, just pick another number!

[Gus]: I don't know, three?

[Tess]: Haha! Bucko!


[Punching sound]

[Gus]: Oh, that's it!

[Tess]: Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah!


[Punching, fighting sounds]

[Gus]: Come- just- get over here!

[Tess]: Get off of me, you biggo!

[Gus]: I will fold you like a fourth grade love letter!


[Sounds fade to background]

[Omari]: Here they go again...

[Spencer]: Dinner, AND a show

Apollo: Yo, don't all look at once but... I think Arthur, might be enjoying himself

Tyler: Woah, look at him. He's not smiling, but he's also not scowling. Dude is elated

Genesis: Maybe he's drunk

Spencer: Or, he just likes seeing us beat each other up

Omari: Mmh! Tyler! You were not kidding man. This leviathan is 100% worth dying for

Tyler: Ayy! Maybe I'm not so stupid after all, huh?

Apollo: That is not what he said

Tyler: Ohh, you think I'm stupid?

Apollo: Yeah!

Tyler: I'm clearly the brains in this duo!

Apollo: Your last name is literally Brawn, you fucking moron!

Tyler: Moron?!

Apollo: Yeah! You know nothing. You know nothing, I know everything- I- Okay-

Tyler: Well last night- last night- it was my plan that got us a win at the tryouts!

Apollo: Oh, is that why we didn't qualify?!

Tyler: YOU didn't qualify!

Apollo: Oh, here we go

Tyler: I technically did!

Apollo: Well what if I technically killed you, huh? What do you think about that?

Tyler: Pssh, impossible. You're too weak!

Apollo: I- You can't keep saying that, you've been saying that since middle school, I'm actually really strong nowadays!


[Conversation fades to background]

Commander Hakim: Well, I'm sure you would disagree captain, but I think this excursion was a great success

Captain Uldavich: Ah, so this is what success looks like. Beldrick, our only witch, is


[?]

shots. Gus and Tess are fighting over their last braincell. Erica is flirting with the pirate girls, and oh- would you look at that,


[?] and [?]

, doing a kickstand

Multiple people: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!


[They continue yelling "chug" in the background]

Captain Uldavich: Okay, that's enough

Commander Hakim: Oh leave them be, Oldowitch. For once these kids are behaving like a team. Relax. Have a drink. That's in order

Captain Uldavich: You think I'm sober?

Multiple people: Chug, chug, chug, chug, aah!

Apollo: Let's go! Hahahahahahaha, yeah! Yo Gen, you got- Gen? Yeah hey Spencer, where's Gen?

Spencer: I think she stepped outside. You want next?

Apollo: Fuck no, I'll be right back!

Spencer: Your loss... Tyler, get over here!


[Music fades out as Naethan walks outside]

Apollo: Hey? what are you up to?

Genesis: Oh, hey. Just enjoying the view?

Apollo: Oh yeah, it is gorgeous out here. The moon is shining, there's a giant dead sea monster strapped to the deck, it's fantastic

Genesis: Hahahaha! You know, we only managed to kill that thing because of you!

Apollo: Ah come on. It was all of us! Not bad for a bunch of cranks though, huh?

Genesis: Nah, I still don't think that word fits

Apollo: Yeah... You'd think there'd be a better name for people like us!

Genesis: Like losers?

Apollo: Shut up, no!


[Genesis laughing]

Apollo: That- literally anything but that, please! Trauma! Hahaha! I would rather be called a crank at that point, seriously. Ah. Yeah. I don't know. But we'll think of something, someday. As long as we're together in the meantime, that's... all that really matters!

Genesis: For sure!

Apollo: Uh- as a... squad, I mean. Not like, uh... yeah. Haha

Genesis: Right

Apollo: Uh, anyway, I guess I'll.. leave you be. I was just coming out to check on you

Genesis: Oh- uh- wait! I'm.. down to stay out here a little longer if you are!

Apollo: Oh- yeah! Yeah, sure! I'd uh- I'd like that a lot