Apollo: Is everyone okay?
[?]: Obviously
Spencer: Yeah! I'm good!
Omari: I'm alright!
Apollo: Tyler? How you feeling buddy?
Tyler: Ooh... I think I'm concussed
Apollo: Yeah, that fish really clocked ya
Tyler: That was no damn fish. That thing was a monster
[?]: Ar- Ar- Ar Ar Ar Ar! Truer words have never been spoken lad! Just look at the size of her! Ah, for a moment there I thought she might get the best of us! M-hahahahahaha! Oh-oh! Yeah-ah! Alright! Yeah.. Hm-hm. Hm
Apollo: I know he did not just say that
Tyler: Hey, [?]! This meal you promised us better be worth almost dying for!
[?]: Oh, rest assured! You won't find a finer chеf in the
[?]
sea than the onе ye set yer eyes on now. Pick up your spirits! Tonight you'll be eating like royalty..
[Music, kitchen sounds]
[Tess]: Bucko!
[Punching sound]
[Gus]: Damn it Tess, I don't understand this game!
[Tess]: You got it Gus, just pick another number!
[Gus]: I don't know, three?
[Tess]: Haha! Bucko!
[Punching sound]
[Gus]: Oh, that's it!
[Tess]: Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah!
[Punching, fighting sounds]
[Gus]: Come- just- get over here!
[Tess]: Get off of me, you biggo!
[Gus]: I will fold you like a fourth grade love letter!
[Sounds fade to background]
[Omari]: Here they go again...
[Spencer]: Dinner, AND a show
Apollo: Yo, don't all look at once but... I think Arthur, might be enjoying himself
Tyler: Woah, look at him. He's not smiling, but he's also not scowling. Dude is elated
Genesis: Maybe he's drunk
Spencer: Or, he just likes seeing us beat each other up
Omari: Mmh! Tyler! You were not kidding man. This leviathan is 100% worth dying for
Tyler: Ayy! Maybe I'm not so stupid after all, huh?
Apollo: That is not what he said
Tyler: Ohh, you think I'm stupid?
Apollo: Yeah!
Tyler: I'm clearly the brains in this duo!
Apollo: Your last name is literally Brawn, you fucking moron!
Tyler: Moron?!
Apollo: Yeah! You know nothing. You know nothing, I know everything- I- Okay-
Tyler: Well last night- last night- it was my plan that got us a win at the tryouts!
Apollo: Oh, is that why we didn't qualify?!
Tyler: YOU didn't qualify!
Apollo: Oh, here we go
Tyler: I technically did!
Apollo: Well what if I technically killed you, huh? What do you think about that?
Tyler: Pssh, impossible. You're too weak!
Apollo: I- You can't keep saying that, you've been saying that since middle school, I'm actually really strong nowadays!
[Conversation fades to background]
Commander Hakim: Well, I'm sure you would disagree captain, but I think this excursion was a great success
Captain Uldavich: Ah, so this is what success looks like. Beldrick, our only witch, is
[?]
shots. Gus and Tess are fighting over their last braincell. Erica is flirting with the pirate girls, and oh- would you look at that,
[?] and [?]
, doing a kickstand
Multiple people: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
[They continue yelling "chug" in the background]
Captain Uldavich: Okay, that's enough
Commander Hakim: Oh leave them be, Oldowitch. For once these kids are behaving like a team. Relax. Have a drink. That's in order
Captain Uldavich: You think I'm sober?
Multiple people: Chug, chug, chug, chug, aah!
Apollo: Let's go! Hahahahahahaha, yeah! Yo Gen, you got- Gen? Yeah hey Spencer, where's Gen?
Spencer: I think she stepped outside. You want next?
Apollo: Fuck no, I'll be right back!
Spencer: Your loss... Tyler, get over here!
[Music fades out as Naethan walks outside]
Apollo: Hey? what are you up to?
Genesis: Oh, hey. Just enjoying the view?
Apollo: Oh yeah, it is gorgeous out here. The moon is shining, there's a giant dead sea monster strapped to the deck, it's fantastic
Genesis: Hahahaha! You know, we only managed to kill that thing because of you!
Apollo: Ah come on. It was all of us! Not bad for a bunch of cranks though, huh?
Genesis: Nah, I still don't think that word fits
Apollo: Yeah... You'd think there'd be a better name for people like us!
Genesis: Like losers?
Apollo: Shut up, no!
[Genesis laughing]
Apollo: That- literally anything but that, please! Trauma! Hahaha! I would rather be called a crank at that point, seriously. Ah. Yeah. I don't know. But we'll think of something, someday. As long as we're together in the meantime, that's... all that really matters!
Genesis: For sure!
Apollo: Uh- as a... squad, I mean. Not like, uh... yeah. Haha
Genesis: Right
Apollo: Uh, anyway, I guess I'll.. leave you be. I was just coming out to check on you
Genesis: Oh- uh- wait! I'm.. down to stay out here a little longer if you are!
Apollo: Oh- yeah! Yeah, sure! I'd uh- I'd like that a lot