[intro]:Mykerap

*gunshot*

“Ayo this ones for Soulja Boy, Soulja boy you a whole ass bitch, Soulja Boy you ugly, your console doesn’t even work right, your tattoos nasty, your hair nasty, your music is trash.”

(This is a certified hood classic)

[verse one]:Mykerap

“I just scammed some kid out of his 3ds”

“then I went ahead and took some kids phone from him” (bruh)

“he needs to drink some milk cuz he don’t got a lot of bone on him”

“penis bone must be missing that’s he got no hoes on him”

“I would never snitch out on the homies but my bro got a lot of dope on him”

[verse 2]:Mykerap

“Not to snitch, but his name is Carter McDowell and he lives in a bluе house.”

“First you go to Montclair Massachusetts, then you just go ahеad and you head south” (laughter)

“Go to 1402 South 3rd street”

“The safe is hidden under the table inside the kitchen”

“The code is 1405 then once you crack it up you’ll find a bunch of dope.”

“Don’t worry I would never snitch on the bros”

“Don’t you understand that that’s the homie code?”

“Don’t you understand that that’s what it’s

Like to be bros?”

[verse 3]:Mykerap

“I just stole syrup from Aunt Jemima”

“Then I scammed this kid and told him it was Aunt Jemima”

“little did he know it was actually Uncle Jemima syrup”

“There’s no difference but I literally trolled him so hard.”

“Me and the gang just stole all the plywood from Menards.”

“My 80 year old doctor touches my balls and I still get hard.”

“I still get hard every time I smell a fart”

“I just got this 1st grader to hit my Fortnite Kart”

[verse 4]: O-Shizzle

“yeah the homie Carl’s trapping on Southwest Drive.”

“He drives a red civic plates ending in 305”

“I just banged your mom and she gave me a high five”

“my favorite Drake song is the Hotline Bling”

“I just killed an infant and they called me king”

“After scratching my balls I gotta smell”

“Watching gay porn on my brand new dell”

“I’m a big player imma bang the maid”

“Thought it was alright but her dad is Dwyane Wade”

“I met up with this bitch in New York City”

“Turns out i’m a cuck, i’m locked up it chastity”

[verse 5]: O-Shizzle

“I do a lot of drugs like PCP”

“Hit it raw, got post-nut clarity”

“ew I better hop of the track I gotta go pee”

[verse 6]:Mykerap

“I just hit my pastor’s baby”

“But it wasn’t in the head it was accidentally in the peepee.”

“I swear to god I wasn’t trying to touch that kid’s peepee”

“It’s a complicated story you just gotta believe me!”

[verse 7]:Mykerap

“I just scammed Tyson’s’ out of their free popcorn.”

“I just caught my mom trying to watch Fortnite porn.”

“Your mom is fat she has an eating disorder.”

“I can’t cum but it’s just a penis disorder.”

(This is a Certified Hood Classic)