Here we go again!

I'll be givin out

Woah, everybody!

The first time I saw you you said you were drunk

Too much beer, or so you thunk

A night of drinking had clouded your head

And in another day you wouldn't know what you said

You said you were sorry as you drooled on my shoe

And I just laughed at one sight of you

You couldn't walk straight and you slurred when you spoke

And I thought it was just a joke

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid

I want to love you but you're just plain dumb

I want to love you but you're head's full of air

You're stone dumb but I don't care

Well the second time I saw you you said you were sick

Strong cough syrup and many of it

Stomach cramps and a blistering fever

I carverd your thoughts like a butcher's cleaver

You're ? you said it yourself

You needed some rest, you felt like hell

All your medication had made you slow

But it was yourself, how was I to know?

The third time I saw you you hadn't slept a wink

Not enough Zs you just couldn't think

You tossed and turned the whole night long

And when you awoke the world seemed wrong

It was much too early, your eyes were lead

You said you felt like the living dead

Sleep deprivation was the word today

But how should i have known you were always this way?

The last time I saw you, you had nothing to claim

You couldn't think fast enough to even explain

I looked into you eyes and could see your teeth

It's strange enough, what you're saying to me...

A rocket scientist you will never be

You'll never be a master of philosophy

But dumb as you are, I can plainly see

It doesn't take a brain to see what you mean to me!