Saw it on a cereal box

Said it costs just three mere bucks

Shipped it off with seven tops

And waited by the mail

Seven weeks, it finally came

Ripped the box without no shame

Turned it on, fell apart

But that was just the start

I know the time is right

Won't let the chance go by

I'll give it one more try

Before I send, before I send it back

Met her at an Eastown bar

Knew it would not go real far

Called her up, had a date

Another after that

Then the day, it finally came

Silly girl forgot my name

Knew it was just all her game

But it could not be the same

I know the time is right

Won't let the chance go by

I'll give her one more try

Before I send, before I send her back

I know the time is right

Won't let the chance go by

I'll give it one more try

Before I send, before I send it back

I know the time is right

Won't let the chance go by

I'll give it one more try

Before I send, before I send it back