I work at the 7-11

That's how I get all my pay

Sometimes I work all the night

Sometimes I work all the day

I sell junk to all of my friends

I sell almost everything

Pizza pies and chicken thighs

Even eraseable pens

I'm just an average guy

Every day I risk my life

Please don't kill me tonight

There's only a twenty in the register, alright?

Strange things happen to me every day

My boss says you just learn to say

All I do is wait and wait and pray

"Will I make it through another hectic day?"

Every hour I super sceme my life

My parents wondering if I was raised up right

I got three cameras to film the bloody sight

Of people who may just murder me tonight

My work also has it's benefits

I get to watch people fit all that they can fit

Into their coats and pockets with hand

Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man

Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right

Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night

Six more hours the sun will rise

And I'm just a working man who wants to survive