#INTRO

Here is your pizza! 14.75

Oh no, I don't have any cash on me!

Is there any other way I can pay you?

Remember that girl in junior high school with the big boobs?

Well, I do!

My name is Larry!

Larry Laffer!

#VERSE

God, I need a woman!

#HOOK

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, baby!

God, I'm horny!

#VERSE

Hey!

Are you as horny as you look?

#HOOK

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, baby!

God, I'm horny!

#BRIDGE

Sex is the most beautiful natural wholesome thing money can buy

So tell me, do you get paid for doing this?

#OUTRO

I don't think of myself is god's gift to women

I think that women is god's gift to me!