Sober Weekends - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

My friends all told me, I've got to slow down

And quit all my honk-tonk ways

It took all my courage, but I gave it a shot

And that was a long three days

One, two, three

It didn’t take long to see

Three, two, one

Sober weekends ain't that much fun

I went to a party, down by the lake

And sat on my hood all alone

When the party was over, who do you think

Had to drive those drunken fools home

One, two, three

It didn't take long to see

Three, two, one

Sober weekends ain’t that much fun

So now when they tell me, I've got to slow down

I throw back that pine and drink deep

Flip 'em the bird, and recite these words

I'll get sober when I sleep

One, two, three

It didn't take long to see

Three, two, one

Sober weekends ain't that much fun

No, sober weekends ain't that much fun