[Verse 1]

Well, I'm not sure exactly how I met her

I'm sure I had too much to drink

I found her in the kitchen one morning

Brushing her teeth in my sink

Well she said, I said I loved her

But I never even made a sound

Oh, darling, drop me in the lost and found

[Verse 2]

Well, my daddy said he's disappointed

My mother said I'm living in sin

My sister, she called to check on me

My brother said he'd never call again

Well. I take her to see the family

But they don’t want her coming around

Oh, darling, drop me in the lost and found

(drop me)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

So I'll do the world a favor

I'll keep this one off the streets

She may be mean like a rattler

But she's an angel between the sheets

She got me wrapped around her finger

And there ain't no comin' around

Oh, darling, drop me in the lost and found

Oh, darling, drop me in the lost and found