LNF

By Muhfaad

Released on April 29, 2026

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Intro

Sunne lag gaye bachche

Bak ke gaali do bhaga

Mujhe kya pata inki bimari ki wajah

Inke upar ke male ki padi

Khali hai jagah

Har namoone se nahi honi

Kalakari ye adaa

Verse 1

Karta nahi andu pandu rap mai falane ki tarah

Jalne wale badh gaye khul ke aane di hawa

Aag to hum leke chalte bhojan ye pakane ko

Par ho nahi sakti ek hagne aur khane ki jagah

Pre-Chorus

Aaja le le unity

Raah maine chuni thi

Jahan chuppi nahi

Dhoondhi awaz andar jo chhupi thi

Mai jhanku sabke antarman janu sambandhi bat jo chubhegi

Kha jayenge panne keede hisab ki kitab jab khulegi

Verse 2

Dekh ke halaat na jhukti yе gardan

Seekha hai rishto me aatma samarpan

Mera likha hota dikhe mai tеra realtime darpan

Kare kaam gurutvakarshan

Tiguna rate of conversion

How can i be so certain and assertive

Out of a sudden

Naam to bache hai pade bulane ko

Baitha kaun dushman hai gale lagane ko

Sunte hi rehte hai thasse bahane to

Time bachao sab kaththe hi aane do

Verse 3

Aaja maidan me jo lagta asaan hai to

Mujhe to kuch na kuch chahye bajane ko

Batein hai bhot padi mudda banane ko

In nange pe hai nahi nichodne nahane ko

Chalta nahi yahan tera hadada badada

Likhne me le le aa madad wadad

Rap kar hai kaun kehta jhagad wagad

Banadh rassi se le jaunga ragad ragad

Muhfaad ke aage nahi utter mutter

Mehengi hi padti hai mujhse bhasad

Man me hi kiya kar bakar bakar

Verse mera guddi pe tatad tatad

Chorus

Jo bhi aake mere sar chadhein

Sabko maru de patak

Pade lauda na farak

Kha ke gaali tera

Ghar chale (hatt parey)

Tabhi muh pe du mai bak

Pade loda na farak

Verse 4

Hu mai vidhwansak kehte prashansak

Lau top ka sankat, karu nanga is kadar dikhe inki shakal pe lund tak

Lagne do jamghat yad karo kanthast

Sunne me aati hai batein ye kamtar

Filam to zindagi banati hai un cut

Aur apka future batati hai sangat

Dodge karu sab

Chale aaspas nun chuk

Flow me paarangat

Chaunk gaye vanshaj

Sound kare hiphop me hindi ye hinsak

Bolta jab mic pe hai mukhya prabandhak

Khurach mai chutiye ke maththe pe kanghi

Mai behra sunayi de bas batein man ki

Ghav karu ugr swabhav pe gambheer

Time hota khatam yahan rhyme chale lambi

Verse 5

Manta nahi catch mai jo pakdi ho one tip

Shabdo se nikle ek mehek sugandhit

Rappero ko taapun karu beat pe fun flips

Aayine ke aage karu hindi alankrit

Baje muh se drumkit

Lu sansein vilambit

Hu rap ka pundit

Lagau aisi takneek

Tu kar sakta fuck nahi

Na kar paye tu duck bhi

Hiphop hai rugby

Tu ho jayega zakhmi

Verse 6

Meri jeevan ki kathani me

Agni hi agni

Chhootati ye lat nahi

Nasein shuru fatni

Mehnat aur talent

Pe kisi ko shaq nahi

Tum badhiya aur behtar

Me jante farak nahi

Teri dadhi se zada hai baal meri baju me

Muhfaad ke muh se ye hota hua jaadu dekh

Baith ja simat, kahi sach me faila du mai

Khafa hai to dafa ho, khada kyu hai baju me

Tap toda mera ab gusse me saadhu dekh

Mai tujhe dekh raha hu tu aaju baju dekh

Pelta mai chalu inhe faltu me

Nikle ab kuch na siwa inke ansu ke

Chaati pe dushman ki pair rakh ke nachu

Chandu hai gaandu aur chutiya hai chachu

Na chamcho ki chaaploosi fitrat pe tajjub

Mai ek ek ke baju seedha badan pe, chabuk!

Chorus

Jo bhi aake mere sar chadhein

Sabko maru de patak

Pade lauda na farak

Kha ke gaali tera

Ghar chale (hatt parey)

Tabhi muh pe du mai bak

Pade loda na farak