[Intro]

Shoutout Theodore

Don't worry 'bout the dog

He's lovely, really

He's just doing his job

Honestly, he won't bite

I promise you, he won't bite

Don't worry, his, uh, bark's a little worse than his bite

I can testify

He hasn't bit that many people

Well, at least not recently

Tried to take him to training, but

He didn't really respond too well, um

Now, definitely wanna take him to the vets

Not for a checkup, no, forget it

But honestly, [? 1:31]

[Verse]

That was the pack of them following us

Along the slump as we was in the car, and

Helicopters just whirring above

We had strength of mind

We had gotten this far, after all

Gave it all up

It wasn't like there was much to give, you know?

We was hard up

Forgot about my wife and kids, just left it

Travelled, walking for days, never needed to rest it

These trusty steeds that seem to follow me

Sure if we get real hungry

We'll cut them, start to eat them

They wouldn't mind, we've all been friends a long time

When used the stars to navigate, it does strange things to your mind

A nice, cold fist hitting you right in the solar plexus

Took the wind out of you

Like you're an accordion

Or according to them this morning

They come and brought up your coffee

Without any warning, threw it all over you, boiling

That was always your calling, we could all see it

To be a vicious, violent thug

You was gonna go into security

Maybe law enforcement

We could all see it for a [? 3:29] temper young age

You was disturbed in the brain

That's it, go back to the farm where there is still the lunatics

We can make neighbours

[? 3:50]

Don't worry, there's plenty of work

We gotta keep everybody busy

First out [? 4:08 needs to be able to] clean up the kitchen

'Cause those dishes've been building

I think they might start colonies, start taking over

We don't want no revolution on our hands, do we?

We gotta, uh, stamp that out

Any sort of [? 4:38] coordination (Woo)

(Choo-choo)