Best dressed like I'm at a Met
Unless I'm next to Lil Nas X
Cuz then god, I look like shit
Please put me by a boring straight guy
Same thing, black and white, suit and tie
Wow, they really never try
I show up to the party and I'm goin' all out
Only dude with makeup on but they're the ones looking like clowns
Walk in the room, I'm the one everyone's talking about
It's like I'm walkin' red carpets, way they scream and they shout
Like "oh my God, who are you wearing, who'd ya get to design"
Thank you, I'm flattered, I just pulled this out the closet tonight
Not tryna perpetuate dated gay stereotypes
But ya bitch got an eye for how to make a boy shine
It really ain't too hard if ya got the right tools
They say you gotta be fancy, don't skimp out on the jewels
If you're going for casual, make sure the colouring's cool
Except you've already failed if you're relying on rules
G-g-g-ghosty on the mic, you can't just handle me
15 year olds on twitter they just can't cancel me
Voiced pitched up to alleviate dysphoria
Hates racism, loves Marianas Trench, stream Astoria
Hey there, hey there, tits tits tits
Stinky baby pooped their diaper, shit shit shit
I don't know if you've heard but I am kinda a big deal
Bitches it's the crown I am here to fucking steal
My party poopers the real ones, they stay by my side
Runaway train let me take you for a ride
Ghosted with the mostest, oh hi Adam
You really fucking desperate you really thought you had him
Sorry, her
Holla holla, Sigur Rós' Hoppípolla
I might be from Scotland but I earn that dolla dolla
Bugs Bunny is my queen, she a real beaut
But yea look at me, I'm so fucking cute
Booty so big I wanna cuss
Eject this motherfucker cuz they acting kinda sus
Laying in your dreams cuz you wish you could be us
It's all me like I'm Kevin Smith but I'd never make Tusk
Bad bitch billboard
Triple B like Benson
Strike chords like extension
Working out this tension
Bad bitch billboard
Heard your track, I'm still bored
Bad bitch billboard
Bad bitch billboard
Hey, you fucking listening to me?
Are you fucking listening to me?
Are you fucking deaf?
Fucking hear me right now
I've got something to fucking say to you right-
Uwu