[Intro]

It is I, the Mr. Wrong wonder

Who here wants to hear a sick, disgusting, misogynistic story about nothing?

Me, me, me, me, me, me!

[Verse 1]

I'm that sick I mack a fat chick just to get some food

Then bump depressing rude rap shit to set the mood

Find a wet sket confused if I skip a scene where I hit her last bit of green then she gets excused

Ain't no telling where the bitch has been

A filthy fiend that could fuck you in a dream and have you pissing steam

I spat them last lines rhyming to hеr

She told me that she still wants it

I told hеr her pussy's like a sewer

Measly skank threw a bottle

And now she's me to thank 'cause years later she's looking like a supermodel

Shit, I seen the chick and hardly recognized it

With breasts and thighs to, make you wanna get inside her vagina

I was trying my luck but minutes after I eyeing her up, she was tying me up, dying to fuck, so I stick it in raw

These days, just the thought of my dick in this whore has got me itching and sore

So excuse me if I seem phased 'cause now the lesson ends

When I woke up the next day with green balls and a letter that read revenge

I took a piss and alls I seen was steam

Just because a birds fit as hell doesn't mean she's clean

[Bridge]

Just because a birds fit as hell doesn't mean she's clean

Just because a birds fit as hell doesn't mean she's clean

Just because a birds fit as hell

Just because a birds fit as hell doesn't mean she's clean

Steam

Now hero, did not learn the lesson that he tried to teach himself and guys like him in the first place

What happened?

[Verse 2]

Well, filthy mouth gothic whores tongue wash my balls

And rich bitches with platinum ring fingers, eat fine cuisine off my floor

Beating wives, dogging on some Collymore

Secret lives, x-rated parties

Your sister's honour the strict undress code

Sniper aim, hit her right between the eyes from across the hall in stealth mode

I drink vodka raw and raid college dorms for brains

Told my soulmate, I treat all whores the same

Mute bitches call my name

Fuck a dyke bitch straight

De-virginize your daughter before the first date

Fat bitches need loving too so I let them eat the meat like it's comfort food

That god damned fucking crew

Your Mother.I’d.Like.To.Fuck gave head to every member as a friendly gesture when we met her

Damsels remain in distress unless they vacate the dress

I'm like, girl, you can give me head but you can pay for the rest

Hit a chick big on a sadomasochism scene

Pretty mean, Dolly Parton-esque tits, Dr. Martens and rips in her jeans

Who gives head at will, rocking a studded leather grill

Degrade sluts and your sister's keen

She blows me in a dream, then continues when I wake up

Skunk bongs and dumb blondes

A life of crime, don't ask about her eyes, she's fine

Twas I who impregnated Mary, Chicken Head

We can be friends as long as you get the penis to spit, Wrong

I give Suicide Girls a reason to live

I enter the room, one eye shut, with a parrot on my shoulder and a midget chick swinging on my nuts

[Outro]

Just because a birds fit as hell it's good enough for me

Just because a birds fit as hell it's good enough for me

But when I'm drunk, I see fat bitches who look good to me

And when I'm drunk, I see ugly bitches that look good to me

So just because a birds fit as hell it's good enough for me

Just because a birds fit as hell it's good enough for me