[Intro]

I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag

[Verse 1: Itslocks]

Absolutely filthy

Absolutely messy

I'm drinking absolute

I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty

Absolutely filthy

Absolutely messy

I'm drinking absolute

I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty

You're a bitch

You're a cow

You're a slag

Always got your nose in someone else's bag

I heard you're getting married

I feel sorry for the fella 'cause you fucked everybody on the stag

I'm getting absolutely wavey

Absolutely hammered

I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered

By the time I get to bed I'm feeling absolutely knackered

But chat shit get your face absolutely splattered

[Verse 2: Mr Traumatik]

Chat get your face absolutely caved in

You should of fucking stayed in

I'm absolutely raging

I'm blazing on this haze thing

Absolutely smelly

It's tasting so amazing

It's absolutely ready (woah)

I'm absolutely out of it

Absolutely tripping

Drinking absolute and now I'm absolutely kipping

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping

I need to go to bed my head is absolutely spinning

You're a slag

You're a bitch

You're a dirty little trollop

Your vagina smelling like an out of date product

Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops

You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (dirty)

Absolutely pissed off

Absolutely done with them

Everybody's gurning lookin' like they're chewing bubblegum

Absolutely menacing

Absolutely troublesome

When I finish wrapping up I'm wrapping up another one

(Slag)

I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag

[Verse 3: Fernquest]

'Cause I'm the absolutely tired

That I feel absolutely wired

Dig my fingers in the bag that shit is absolutely fire

My spliff is fully rammed before it can return daylight

Took a perf and sip my rum and I feel absolutely higher

Finger tracks are banging bro

They're absolutely dyer

Your girl's a dirty slag

My uncle wouldn't even try her

Stick her in a brothel

I bet nobody would buy her

So please stop acting gangster

You're an absolute liar

To be absolutely honest

You're an absolutely norist

Pushed a couple weight and think you're absolutely solid

It's absolutely stinking

It's absolutely horrid

Absolutely giving 'cause you will not make a profit

So absolutely yes you should should absolutely stop it

I'm absolutely gone

You'll see me take off like a rocket

Your teacher is a licker

And she's in the rave knoshing

I need time

I'm on the set the rave is absolutely moshing

(Slag)