[Produced by Ricky Raw]

[DJ Cuts by SOS]

This is something for everybody that’s listening close

Some different strokes with some simple notes to sniff in yer nose

Cause it’s wickedly dope like evil witches on blow

Plus no children were killed on this song so your kids can sit close

Magnificent host raps different than most

You can listen while sippin on sizzurp or whiffin on smokes

Whipping on spokes, dipping through roads

Pimping on hoes

If you’re stuck in the past

Turn on this cassette and explode

This is a toast to all things classically fresh

Some tracks are like I Love Lucy

They stay classic to death

All you Parappa ass rappers get left

In bad traffic then swept like trash in plastic

And splashed in the Atlantic

My antics are enough to make dust out of these has-beens

And my traffic goes faster than ambulances in transit

Don’t panic

I also hear sirens

But when I do it gets drowned out by the music

Now, down to the music