[prod. by mr. master]

[intro: mr. master]

Many doors, yes?

Many worlds, no?

[verse 1: mr. master]

I was thinkin' a hole in my head

I’s like fuck it, I'ma go it instead

On tap, that's a quicktime event

Y’ain't on jack, no P90X

Day in and day out, I stay in the loop

And it ain't to be cool; It's to damage assess

Send a scout out and angel invest

Butler valet the Mayonnaise Benz

I ain't came to make friends

I survey the terrain and ain't nary a threat

I hop out no defense. No offense

2012, did my first show in high school with butterflies

Gunnin' these flies since then

Triple take, thought it's Noah Beck

Thе homies said don’t do the thing, I’s like lol bеt

They giga upset

Had to take off the Oculus Quest

This virtual bitch got augmented breasts

Your reality really a mess

I drag out the id from the depths

Crash it and craft a new me out what's left

Ain’t no strategy guide, gotta guess

Welcome home, AGM-114R9X

Nothin' personal, kid. Ain't mature enough

Pull up a chair with McWane on the shit deck

Oochie Wally B. Seck

Uggo couldn't get the qualia percepted

Under sea, cover Johnny B. Best

This some shit they ain’t ready for yet

But your kids'll be hexed. That's u manifest

Unabridge. Ain't no video edit

Unpredictable idiolect

And I'm what's eating Lily-Rose Depp

Ain't a flick on the net. It's a Fathom Event

I was tutoring Avani Gregg on her AP Lang test

But her brain's on the fritz so I stood up the ditz

Let her ass get a one. In her class, get an F

Nothin' personal, kid. Ain't mature enough yet

As far as the worst, this my personal best

Shortness o' breath. Lemme rest

Let the Genius readers digest

[Chorus: eugene lowell singers]

Are you the cashier? Yes!

I'm the busy monkey

In ch(DK yell)arge of all the money

I ring the register with my tail! Oh!

Don't you think that's funny?

Hehe, I sure do!

[verse 2: mr. master]

Off it 'fore y'all was e'en on it

I clock ineffectual, shirk it unconscious- (wheel-up)

Off it 'fore y'all was e'en on it

I clock ineffectual, shirk it unconscious

Fifty sumn ways to break hearts. Here's a hot tip

Tip her to me and I'll pick that locket

Tough guy let your own physiology sabotage you

And it's me that's your target?

Oh you thinkin' that you're thinkin' impartial?

Secret society dismiss it as farcical

Any critic worth their salt

Know it's art, part and parcel

Hollywoo FM blackball the magic

Shakin' me askin' for profit

Coulda sworn I sent a PH in my correspondence

FB all ‘is stock and I bloom out the concrit

Guo-Qiang an effigy. Extravaganzanthropologist

Iwata would bile up twice

At the sight of this edutain train

I just piled up Malbone in his honorance

Golliath, Milla Jovovovich

Famished. This GIPHY gefilte fish noshin' ain't loppin' it

All the way wass. Itch off they face, they ain't makin' no scratch. Repression o' mens rea'll do that

Putsch up the puppetry. Tszuj your skullduggery

Dungeon Keep DOS over app

Roger nada. Y'all clankers cou'n't cradle the clack. Bbbbap!

Onna kiddos, I can't dumb it down for your ditto

I burglar barred all o' those opportune windows

Ignoramusaurus out Paleoproterozoic

This Cambrian ‘splosion cyanobacteria been autotrophic

Syntheticize photos and cook up my own shit

Never had you an in-gag runnin' for POTUS

[Chorus: eugene lowell singers]

Are you the cashier? Yes!

I'm the busy monkey

In charge of all the money (DK grunt)

I ring the register with my tail! Oh!

Don't you think that's funny?

Hehe, I sure do!

[verse 3: mr. master]

[outro: eugene lowell singers]

The super duper market staff are pleased to serve you here

You always will be welcomed with super duper cheer!

Goodbye! (DK roar)