[prod. by mr. master]
[verse 1: mr. master]
Two-zy three-zy q-zy squeezy
U been top score since Blue Collar Comedy Tour
I’s like god damn, I ain't felt fear in so long
I had a vision this wide ‘fore you could hear it in a song
I been places. Sack me a couple hat wives in travel cases
Ditz need the class so bad, set up camp on the waitlist
Piece o' piss. I'm finna bang this bitch through
Whole oeuvre chef d'oeuvre without a mil to my milieu
I was parse treein’ bars way back when and I still do
Harder they fall. Mr. McLean done soft skilled you
[pre-Chorus 1: mr. master]
Aight let’s be honest
I’ve been sittin’ on a genre for the longеst
If the culture now’s a problem, I alrеady solved it
Aight let’s be real
This shit ain’t darin’ at no devils ‘thout a deal
‘Fore they bury me, I’ll springload out the casket sayin’
[Chorus: mr. master]
Bang this loud for the crowd who won’t get it. That’s you
We spin ‘em out the loop. Shit is foolproof
Stay out, and let the gate hit you on the way out
I didn’t know what puberty was until I almost past it
[verse 2: mr. master]
You’re the best rapper in... your bathroom
Sike. Apparently, that spider on your showerhead raps too
Oh, and so does your girlfriend? Wow
Well I would brag ‘bout wreckin’ your homeschool
If y’all vocals weren’t already wreckin’ Pro Tools
And it’s still Daygo shit. Your granny hole got a toe round it
Muffhuggers pop off one thread and make a whole outfit
Natural how the clown ends up crowned with the most clarity
Forecast is clouty with a chance o’ get that shit away from me
[pre-Chorus 2: mr. master]
Aight let’s be honest
I’ve been sittin’ on this genre for like ever
If the culture now’s a mess, let’s get this shit together
Let’s keep it real
I ain’t no angel, but if we’re faithful to the Bible
And the light hits just right, oooh!
I told ‘em
[Chorus: mr. master]
Bang this loud for the crowd who won’t get it. That’s you
We spin ‘em out the loop. Shit is foolproof
Stay out, and let the gate hit you on the way out
Gentlemen! You can’t play house in here, this is the playhouse!
Bitch!