[prod. by mr. master]

[verse: mr. master]

When memory serves, nth reemerges

Circumventing empty assertions of what's inevitably uncertain

Hear, hear. The secular sermon's underway for judgement day service

Nary a semblance of coercion. Effortless conversion

State of a union on its way to dissolution

Until the wealthy's ethics are exhumed, it's self redistribution

Long gone distance. The world's not small as a given

It takes sojourners like us to rеfurbish all of its burnt bridges

To multiply, thus nullifying division

To provide supplemеnts to stalemates maintained by recursive thinkin'

Maturity urges me to dismiss pure absurdity as frivolous

Link it with purpose. Now we're thoroughly in the mix

Perched purty atop the raised relief exhibitin' simul spontaneity

Keystone dethroned at this pest's arrival. Non-invasively

Your jowls only howl in dog therapy. Stay. Speak

Shake secretly. Armed with wandering albatross

Reach. Heaps too intimidating for intimate dating

Inedible litmus paper for feminine bibliophagy

Indelicate bathed in embellishment ain't me

That chic chicanery quick-released straight to Quibi

Mandalay Mayday N Vagus late stage billing

Judge and assailant Impossible Whopper mukbang slash arraignment hearing

As chaos theory endangers our species

Blameless are concocted conspiracies

Jam any jigsaw piece that stops the bleeding

Original sincerely, your scapegoat. Haruspexes and Os

Trojan ram forth with the post-traumatic rest in tow. Neverland ho

So you're the name my household has heard so rarely about

Home is where the last common tenant weighed eight hundred pounds. Sterling

Confoundingly proud earthling

Convincingly imneuronating a submerged sphinx

Spoke-hub linkage. Shea Peculiarium to hit home runs within

Local competition abandons shop like nobody's business

Basement-brew tabletop CRISPR

Genome splice Aesop listeners to wave-particle slit splitters

Taste makeover: zeitgeist edition

Rain-eroded timelines rewritten

Now, inside each night sky nimbus, a bright side's glimmerin', nigh limitless

Naive innocence via the fine-teeth empiricist

Grapevine bound diary of a flame-doused Icarus kid

Your difference stinks of distinctionlessness. We're distant kin

Simply sit and give this Tipler cylinder a spin. Time warp pi more ’gin

Bottom rung does as top floor is

Encore your shriveled heart sore. Your apology tour's marchin' toward a Cliff

Punt God your hornet's nest. Most cordialest gesture

Dokodemo door to wherever and you staycate premises

Jireh Jehovah. Let the plain folks hostile takeover

Bureaucracy blockade dozed up. Oust apes of the old world

Increase and Diffusion stay aiding in the Ray Johnson approved postal work

Let's French exit this herd and see who gets their wool pulled first

Snooze off to sleep? In this plutocracy?

Restless agitate mandates I stay on my feet

Camel back straw brace to brave Sahara heat and oasify

There's no wasted time. Only narrow frames o' mind

Blood stained glass mosaicized

Fresh totem to deify and instantly denounce as a depraved lie

Creation myth busted

At this juncture, our fixer-upper's more fiscaler-budgeter

Dawes Act your olive branch and swallow this last supper regurg'd

The revolution's first runthrough rehearsal was shaky

But I've stagedoored worse. We fail forward

Female scorned fury hath a motherly scorched earth

So cackle these Murphy's enforcers

Who haven't learned how meta-war works

Green sleeves up. We can undo it, and reduit

No touch torture reprise o' Barney theme music

Speed peeling veneers

Here's your new see-through skin. Bleed through it

What do you mean "useless"? Y'all seem to careen from its true usage

Spill. Curettepoint unbosoming

Ultra's what the Order of the Solar Temple should've been

Lil bang to zhuzh up things

Pearls confirmed clutched. Úshtá at first brush with

The tinfoil's to split spoils with Kalahari bushmen. Duh-lish

With suds and spritz, the rust gives to a luster glinting underwitnessed

Ballpark figure to someone's children. Must I dish trust issuances

For the government's killstreak, a lullaby's lilting, headcanon'd infinite

Viva la chronoshock, macrovision, omnispective

Matched with all the tact of a shotgun wedding. Not any

Spawn o' necessity

Foster daughters o' successfully-rebelled-against regimes

Grant holy bachelorette's degrees. Know your HBCs

Stare breaks TVs, kept in staircase secrecy

Craze this fad airway clearance technique

In-phase interference 'tween coherent frequencies

Harebrained fearlessness be

When a faith-based pyramid scheme's taken achingly seriously

Keyword trying. Sea urchin spine tingling

Free version's phi fiddy to feed your anti-satiety

All grass, no ass 'fore the gas price increase

Aft, ditched weed

And my physioprimitivity's treatin' SexLikeReal indiscriminately

Direction downright up and left

Be calm. Just target the next mensch to leech dry and keelhaul

Pyrite-fisted Peacekeeper baton

Real-time strategery. Closet yield exceeds criterion

Garments weaved so taut, could bounce a unified theory upon

Lifelined our blind-eyed see-saw and got naginata'd

Let freedom wrong

Prostrate on this Hegelian slaughter bench

And defog your draw distance till the farthest image Droste effects

Green sheened binkies and blankets for the ecoanxious?

Rather rebellion extinct and solarpunk go palliative

Superlatively most classist-est post vote mismanagement

Yo, brat. Hold these opposing clans

In this home-built hole-filled catcher's mitt

And social gathering's supposedly anathema

Goalkicker's dance when the phone call you rang can't pick up

Joy! You shuffled this mortal coil and avoided everyone

Now I know who to revise when the storytelling's done

[outro: mr. master]

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To this day, Funkhouser

Funkhouser, every time, Funkhouser