[prod. by mr. master]

[intro: mr. master]

(big finish!)

Waste no time

Ultra!

[verse 1: mr. master]

Twenty-three years worth of footy for the doc

Still ain't got no clue how to finish it

I take it you ain't seen a real life nerd

Makin' real life hip-hop

What are you, deaf?

Don't be a dingus

First one in, I'll be the last one left

Death!

Good morning children!

How does it feel to be young in America?

(droid collapse)

Catch with the risk is

Everyone doubts your predictions

'Til the nice guy finishes

This dangerous deal gon' pay off in spades

My fate has been sealed

Matamoney came a long way

From a way you could pay for a meal

Too real

It's the future!

Where the votes get tracked by a hacked computer

And odds so high of an active shooter

The preschools gotta run practice maneuvers

Disney's Carousel of Progress

Is closed today due to technical difficulties

Now when America sings

I just hear Deborah's screams

(r2d2 scream)

Seize the day or ease the pain

Both futile either way

Nihilist please

Subtle as the handlebars are on Nietzsche’s face

Antinatal. Cosmic horror

Just what Doctor Swango ordered

Harrowing tale of an abject failure's

Poor attempts to curve his corners

There are no flags on the field!

I’m the Stanford trombonist walkin’ bout

And I’m the Berkeley DB that knocked ‘im out

Shook off Byron, I’m firin’

‘98 Finals. Last as a Bull

Rizzo slapshot, up 4 to 3

Do you believe in miracles? Yes!

Big finish. Excellent finish. Finish strong. Finished!

Ever take a shit so big that it climbs out the toilet

And makes its own SoundCloud?

(tom scream)

Consider this 95 bars of theses

Nailed to your door with burning feces

I don’t have time to take time

My country needs me. Easy

You get a car, you get a car

Everybody gets a car but you gotta pay gift tax

I had phone calls blowin’ up dispatch

Thought it was ‘01 mowin’ the Twins flat

What would Oswald do on the sixth floor

If he knew the first floor now is a gift store?

Why they wanna do me like they did poor zeldaxlove64?

(minikit collect)

Small bang. Big crunch

Short fuse. Long time of the month

All fist, no punch

My stans ain’t real stans

If they girl ain’t dead in they trunk. Prove it!

Death threats fillin' my mail for months

And I ain't had a threatener death me once. Do it!

Buttons all mapped to finishing moves

Dinesh D’Souza. Birthday ruined

Police found Jane in the park

With her limbs divvied up like a meat man's cut chart

(yoda death sound)

Sandy hooks. Big left for the youth

Bigger right for the olders. Elder abuse

Took a whipped cream charger, attached a balloon

And felt the god damn air just rush out the room

Our entire generation is entertainment

'cause time's so much sweeter when you're wasting it. Check!

Automoderator my subreddit

CSSin’ text’ll get the header lookin’ much better. Ayy

Banana peel'll put 'im on his butt

Never see me in the back with the ensemble

I'm in front, center stage

The day I play dead and roll over for the clout

Is the day that my dog rolls over in her grave

I take it you ain’t never seen a nerd

Take a step in the direction of the danger

Pushin’ past the people tryna run away

Big finish. Excellent finish. Finish strong. Finished!

And now that I know ‘bout Henry Darger

I don’t need any followers

The sign said twenty-one and up

But the crowd looks seventeen and under

Whatever, they'll adjust

Done but it's never really done

'cause no matter what it be

It won't ever be enough

(finish!)

Cut

[outro: mr. master]

And you thought it was finished!

But it ain’t finished

Dusty finish. High gloss finish

Nine-dart finish. Photo finish

I’ma let you finish. Sike, did not finish

Green-white-checker finish

Everyting finish

Finland!