[prod. by mr. master]

[intro: mr. master & nasim najafi aghdam]

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What a day, what a day

Aye

[verse: mr. master]

They left a horse head on my doorstep

That ain't your garden-variety porch threat

Forgettable fuck date, to blood stains on forceps

Guess it weren't that durable a Durex

This bang thing done gangbusters

Ultra.edu. Replication ain't a crisis

When it ain't peers to review

To a nuclear theatre near you

Hero theme Miserlou

Jiro screams o’ prison food

For the third act demasking

The swim team captain’s up shit’s creek

Rafting a vessel hemorrhaging vasculopathic

Them backsеat with the stinking badges

Femmе bod inspector go gadget

These pirate Billies playin’ Paulsen with the plans

Don’t hatch it. Omni-facet hyper-hyphenate

Hash sling slash flick. Duolingo owl how I nag it

Heads up, frag it, and zag ‘fore they flag it

Flank steakless, HQ get Nasim

Since a tyke, Spiz’ike strips like Mike

Breen. I’m a probl- (bang!)

Heartthrob pace Upworthy featch fame

Still the so-called bops doodled

Like Ruffmercy freezeframes. I’m sayin’

Pollack a fur coat fire engine

Eyes wide stomach gallaghered nine months pregnant

That highchair is electric

Jejunum jejune for breakfast

Dress up. Let’s get regicidal

Retch up bile. Portentous

Hemlock chugfest

Goblet gripped in falcon talons

These rap scallions got fatter chances

Casting Aaron Samuels as Cameron Dallas

Check Mate Pavic. Triple X Ray-Ban classics

Paypal scam skip spam straight to fee advancement, sucker

I ultragate the brain via synapse

Glitterati party crash. Novae o’ fashion on impact

I tried Headspace. I shoved my head out the spacecraft

These app devs couldn’t crack the chain latch

On my spank stash. Pony up

Kept that Greenhall face so long, it stuck. Cookie cut

Ivrea the hoodie just ain’t good enough

Bernays-fathered PR monstrosity

You are now about to witness

The strength o’ tweet archaeology

W. E. B. debauchery. Who’s brave?

I zap bigger’n euthanas’

Cradle grave expressway. Truth ache

Buddy baked a file in the proof pudding cake

Who wouldn’t cave given

Unlimited tokens to a fuck arcade?

I stand unfazed

Heaven's Fringe Fest booked a hell of a mystery guest

Gunfingers outstretch, Statue-of-Liberty-esque

It ain't the circus yet. Orkin's here to fume the pests

Scouts honor vow to mitigate future deaths

But these other fingers crossed hind the back vow

"You next."

[outro: mr. master]

MF