[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond and Jasmin Parkin]

You and me, we're not the same

I am a sinner, you are a saint

When we get to the pearly gates

You'll get the green light, I'll get the old door in the face

Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace

Yeah!

[Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin]

I've found love in the strangest place

Tied up and branded, locked in a cage

I say I'm gonna stage a great escape

Let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place

Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace

You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face

[Pre-Chorus]

I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot

[Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond, with Ryan Guldemond]

I've got problems

Not just the ones that are little

It's those people problems

That's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my place

[Post-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin]

Oo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh

Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

Oo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh

(Yeah!)

[Verse 3: Ryan Guldemond, with either/with both Molly and Jasmin]

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames

They get the ball on me, not to forget the chains (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Some say strange be a stranger's game

Some go to baseball, some go debase a face they can't seem to save

Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah

You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face

[Pre-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin]

I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot

[Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond, with Ryan Guldemond]

I've got problems

Not just the ones that are little

It's those people problems

That's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my place

[Bridge: Ryan Guldemond]

Woo!

Yeah!

*Ryan noises*

Hahahaha!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond with Ryan Guldemond]

I've got problems

Not just ones that are little

It's those people problems

That's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my

Something to consider

When you come to dinner at my place