[Chorus]

Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading

Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending

Stretching and bending

Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading

Like flexible hookers

“Like, uh, what exactly do you mean by that?”

Nobody checking, that’s why they’re spreading

Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending

Stretching and bending and stretching

Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading

Like flexible hookers, stretch… and bend…

And stretch… and bend… and breath…

[Bridge]

Politically incorrect

But beautiful

Round Nr. 2 - what do the bureaus do?

Digging round holes for square pegs

Ohe the irony, while working in cubicles

[Verse]

Let me set the record ‘fore my demons come fetch me

I don’t belief in resurrection, but completion and ascension

Aspire reaching G.O.D and leave the 3 dimensions

But I’m still young, with time on my hands

Best believe I’ll blow my advance, uh

Forget a record deal, theoretically

All I need is a Bialetti espresso machine

Plenty liters of Birra Moretti

Followed by 3 minutes in linen with Gia Vendetti

No petting, just stretching and bending, stretching and bending (ha)

It’s not a loop, it’s a downward spiral

If for one second you’d get your telescope eyes off o’ your iPhones

You’d find out you’ve been Lei-Lei lied to

(And that’s the truth!) C’mon

[Chorus]

[Poetic Finale]

Hear me now!

We thought it was all cool with Adam and Eve

‘Til Adam figured he couldn’t kick the habit, bit the apple

And detached man from divinity

Thus, created division, magnetism and fractions of entities

Both the serpent in the grass and the [?] kept laughing and giggling

For that Adam had just split the atom (OMG!)

Ever since from the Yin to the Yang

The world dangles between the devil’s fangs

And we cannot escape the lies of our past

So we stretch the truth in this Ultimate Yoga Class