[Intro]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I bring to you
The carnival of "Villatsch", phenomenal (traditional)
Astonishing (inevitable), by far the most incredible
Party to attend if you live on the alternate end of Central Europe
"Acting a fool?" You couldn't be more accurate
The flashiest dude with a mask on can get a pack of apricot crullers
"So do you have any rules?" Yes, this is (AUSTRIA); No Kangaroos!
[Interlude]
Lei Lei everybody! Welcome to the "Villatsch" City Carnival, baby!
You might wanna take a seat at La Mattina
And sip some Arabica Cappucino, before you head out to town
And enjoy the night!
[Verse 1]
It's but a freak safari, I'm starting to see
Barney Stinsons hitting on Cardi Bs
Feeling enourmous interest for these buzzing bees
I've come to think of being your Prince Charming this eve!
Condoms in the air like hats at graduation
King's evacuated, the jester took his place in-stead
Of being sceptical I recommend being tasteless
As Latex that'll make stress fade upon duration
[Bridge]
Lie if you wanna, lie if you wanna (to)
Lie if you wanna lie (the) lie if you wanna lie
Lie if you wanna, lie if you wanna (right)
Lie if you wanna, lie if you wanna lie
Lei Lei, Lei Lei, Lei is the phrase
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie if you please
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie all your days
Tonight it's alright if you lie it away
[Hook 2x]
(Lei Lei Lei) You go crazy for the image (lie)
To be famous and independent
We don't play it homie, we live it
It's the only way to be authentic, we don't
[Verse 2]
But, let me begin this, it started with symptoms
Kids dressing like men, men dressing like women
No -isms in the air, whatever color your skin is
Everyone here is kinship, uh
Streets parked up, cheap costumes underneath Parkas
Can no longer seperate a Micky D costumer
From a fucking police officer, please - everyone's undercover!
Predictably, every seat is taken m'ladies I need some hips to meet
Twisting feet with Mr. Bean, kissing cheeks with Princess Peach
Tonight, we're moving like a scripted scene
Until it gets to activities we don't want our kids to see
[Hook 2x]
[Verse 3]
Alarms that I've set to wake up in the morning
I evidently can't hear 'em at all, wallet is empty
I'm calling a friend to see whether he's already home
Or still in the park with his drawers
On the other side of the lawn (JEFFREY, JEFFREY!)
All night with his balls out, like open gym doors
Yes alcohol was involved, y'all say
You saw me force-feeding a bottle of Eristoff
To a limping dog after I tongue-kissed it?
What are y'all thinking?