[Verse 1]
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
[Refrain]
And don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able
Swim like a motherfucker, swim
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
Fast as that, the scene shifts to now
The ever glorious now, the ever-present now
Drenched in flour and deep-fat-fried
And cooled on paper towels and then devoured
You know, I spent fifteen years in a life raft
Fifteen years in a life raft, and now I got something to say
Stay in your lifeboats, people
Stay in your lifeboats, people
It's murder out there, murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters, hey
[Refrain]
Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able, swim