Come take a bite of my gingerbread house

And let your troubles fade away

Let your mind get away from the Fall

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Did you know that Peter Pan can fly?

He just pats himself with dust

I'll get you some if you're a very good boy

And if in me you put your trust. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack jump over the candlestick

"Ouch!" said Jack, as he touched the lighted wick

"My God you know that fire burns!"

Old woman she lives in a shoe

What a very funny thing

She's really happy for today she received

Forty red, white and blue shoestrings

Beauty did kiss the Beast

And then much to her surprise

A handsome prince did then appear

And then the beast scratched out his eyes

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

If you're good and if you watch your ways

One day to heaven you will go

You will lose everything you've ever known before

Who cares it's better than below. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Pretty flowers and a bright yellow sky

Little squirrel gathering food

Picnic's over it's time to go home

What's for dinner? - Squirrel stew

Did you hear about Sam's uncle Joe?

Got lots of heads upon his wall

He stands a hundred yards behind a cheaters glass

Oh he's the bravest of them all

Fall! Fall! Fall! Faaaaaalllll!

Did you know that a good man died?

"Oh how terrible!", they say

But you know that's just a part of life

It kind of happens every day

Noooooooo!