I’ve Lost, Comedy Sold (Bold)

By Morgan Schell

On Will Will Lie

Released on January 5, 2018

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[Intro]

We are the members of do it or die

Die! Die! Die!

Watch us swipe Bimbo as easy as pie

Die! Die! Die! x2

(Chowder)

Comedy Gold: observation comedy

(Oprah)

Oh, that good! Or go to othatsgood.com


[Verse 1]

Here's some comedy gold! (Comedy gold)

Here's some comedy gold! (Comedy sold)

Some comedy gold for ya! (Comedy gold)

There's some comedy gold in this parts

Some Bart Simpson x1

Some bart of this town

Don't you believe so, my boy?

Oh, just you wait!

Just you wait!

Some Comedy gold!

(I really like that book, that's a pretty good book, I say.)

Comedy gold!

(Gibberish)

Comedy gold!

Comedy gold

Smoke a cigarette

Smoke-a cigarette

I smoke-a da cigarette

I smoked da cigarette. (Comedy gold)

Oh boy

Woah, kill me mother!

Oh no!


[Hook]

Wanna be a member?

Wanna be a member? x3

No

(Chowder)

Comedy gold: topical comedy


[Verse 2]

Why I left Buzzfeed! x12

Podcast starts Monday


[Bridge]

(Chowder)

Comedy gold: relationship comedy


[Verse 3]

Why I left Buzzfeed! x1

Podcast starts Monday. x3

(Do do do do do do)

Burn down all your meta-things!

Burn down all your meta-things!

(I want more stuff!)

(I want more, more, more, more, more!)

Burn down all your meta-things!

(Give me more, more, more!)

Burn down all your meta-things

(Give me more stuff.)

(Give me more schtuff.)

Burn down all your meta-things


[Chorus]

It's green

It's blue

It's red

It's Gru

It's due

It's too

It's red

It's a doo

It's moo

It's woo

It's due

It's boo

What's a boo?

What's a woo? x5

Who is who?

Who is you? x2

Who is who?

Who is you?

Who is you?

I don't know!

Who is you?

Who is you?

Who is who?

Is it you?

Is it you?

I don't know!

I don't know!

Who is you?

Is it you?

I don't know!

I don't know!

Who's it, you?

Is it you?

I don't know!

I don't know!

Who is it, you?

Is it you?

I don't know!

Is it you?

I don't know!

Is it you?

Who could it be? x5

I don't know!

Is it you? x2

More acid for the plastic

I don't know!

Is it you? x2

(Gibberish)

More acid for the plastic x3

Do some muh fuckin' acid. x23


[Verse 4]

(Scoob)

Woah, kill me mother!

Oh no (God), just end me Rhaggy!

Oh no, I'm dead

(Rhaggy)

Woah, that's crazy, Scoob!

That's, like, crazy, Scoob!

You're dead! Ahahahahah!

Like, woah, man! L-O-Woah, man

L-O-L-O-Woah, man

(Wal-Mart Porky)

(Stutter) That's all, folks!