"Yo, MCPlus+. You're such a fucking hardcore computer scientist... Why don't the track numbers of your album start at zero? Bitch."

I guess I’ll have to shut you down for good this time

Already tried a SIGQUIT, so now it’s KILL DASH 9

You gotta learn when it’s time for your thread to yield;

It shoulda slept; instead you stepped and now your fate is sealed

I’ll take your process off the run queue without even asking

Cause my flow is like reentrant and preemptive multitasking

Your sad rhymes are spinnin’ like you’re in a deadlock

You’re like a synchronous sock that don’t know when to block;

So I pull out my keyboard and I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl and I mount /proc

And I’ve got your fuckin pid and the bottom line

Is that you best not front or else it’s KILL DASH NINE

KILL DASH NINE

No more CPU time

Cause it's KILL DASH NINE

And your process is mine

I run KILL DASH NINE

Cause it’s MY time to shine

Don’t step outta line or else it’s

KILL DASH NINE!

See it ain’t about the Benjamins or Pentiums or Athlons

But you rappin’ 50 meters and I’m spittin’ in decathlons

Your shit’s old and busted, mine’s the new hotness;

You’re like CLR and I’m like CLRS

You’re running csh and my shell is bash

You’re the tertiary storage; I’m the L1 cache

I’m a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito;

You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito

You’re a dialup connection; I’m a gigabit LAN

I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man

It’s like I’m running Thunderbird and you’re still stuck with Pine

Which is why I think it’s time for me to KILL DASH NINE

KILL DASH NINE

No more CPU time

Cause it’s KILL DASH NINE

And your process is mine

I said KILL DASH NINE

It’s my time to shine

So don’t step outta line or else it’s

KILL DASH NINE!

My posse throws down like leaky bucket regulators;

I was coding shit in MIPS while you were playing Space Invaders

With my finger on the trigger I run ./configure

Yo, this package is big, but MY package is bigger

I roll my weed with Zig Zag while I zag-zig splay

And I do a bounds check before I write to an array

I’m a loc’d out baller writing KLOCS a day

Cause it’s publish or perish, fool, what can I say?

I’m 26 now, will I live to see 28?

Some days I wonder if I’ll survive to graduate

But hey, that’s just fine, I won’t ever resign

And if fools try to step then it’s KILL DASH NINE!

Yeah it’s KILL DASH NINE

From my command line

Yeah It’s KILL DASH NINE

Sending chills down your spine

KILL DASH NINE

Cause it’s my time to shine

So don’t step outta line or else it’s

KILL DASH NINE!

Fs sa rlidwka

I’ll chown your home and take your access away

Comin’ straight outta Stanford, ain’t nobody tougher

Control-X, Control-C, I’ll discard your fuckin’ buffer

You’re outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets

Cause I drop punk-ass bitches like a modem drops packets

Dump your motherfucking core, and trace your stack

Cause where your ass is going, there won’t be no callback

See my style is divine and my code is sublime

My career’s in a climb and yours is in a decline

I’ll write a pound-define and assign you as mine

So refine those sad rhymes or remove your plus signs

Or it’s KILL DASH NINE

No more CPU time

Cause it’s KILL DASH NINE

And your process is mine

I said KILL DASH NINE

Cause it’s my time to shine

Bitch you stepped outta line and now it’s

KILL DASH NINE!