(Monty Python Sings! and Monty Python Sings again)
Intro:
PALIN:
Well the Weather for the whole area will continue much the same for the past few days
Temperatures 17 Centigrade that's 49 Fahrenheit
Winds will freshenly to tonight to south west for 6 or 7
And there will be Showers sometimes heavy in many.. Oh Sodd it
I don't want to do this. I don't want to be a weather forecaster
I don't want to Rabbit on all day about sunny periods and patches
Of rain spreading from the west
I wanted to be..... A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping for tree to tree as the floated down the mighty rivers of British Columbia
The Giant Redwood!
The larch!
The fir!
The mighty Scots pine!
The lofty flowering cherry!
The plucky little aspen!
The limping Roo tree of Nigeria!
The towering Wattle of Aldershot!
The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant!
The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak!
The Flatulent Elm of West Ruislip!
The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni!
The Epigillus!
The Barter Hughius Greenus!
With my best buddy by my side We'd sing, sing, sing-
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
I sleep all night, I work all day
MOUNTIES CHOIR:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK!
He sleeps all night and works all day!
PALIN:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory!
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea!
MOUNTIES CHOIR:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory!
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea!
PALIN & MOUNTIES TOGETHER
I'm/He's a lumberjack and I'm/he's OK!
I/He sleeps all night and works all day!
PALIN:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars!
MOUNTIES CHOIR:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars...?
PALIN & MOUNTIES TOGETHER
I'm/He's a lumberjack and I'm/he's OK!
I/He sleeps all night and works all day!
PALIN
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish I were a girlie
Just like my dear papa!
MOUNTIES CHOIR
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra?!?
*The choir mumbles angrily, The song brakes down into silence. Foot steps are hear and a door opens and closes denoting that Palin has left the scene*
MOUNTIES CHOIR
He's a lumberjack and he's OK!
He sleeps all night and works all day!
He's a lumberjack and he's OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
He sleeps all night and works all day!