PALIN

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night, I work all day

MOUNTIES CHOIR

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and works all day

PALIN

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I go to the lavatory

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea

MOUNTIES CHOIR

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch

He goes to the lavatory

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and works all day

PALIN

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars

MOUNTIES CHOIR

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

He likes to press wild flowers

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars...?

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and works all day

PALIN

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

Suspenders and a bra

I wish I were a girlie

Just like my dear papa

MOUNTIES CHOIR

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels

Suspenders and a bra?!?

(The choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down.)