I’ve Got Two Legs

By Monty Python

On Monty Python Sings

Released on 1981

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And now Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing for you, "I've Got Two Legs!"

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground

And when I move them they walk around

When I lift them they climb the stairs

And when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two... [explosion]