Somewhere in the world, a baby is born every 1.7

Seconds. This means, that in the time it takes to fry an egg in

A conventional frying pan, over 137 babies have been born

Unless you like your egg really crispy and golden brown on the

Outside like I do, in which case you could have over 200 really

Crispy, fried babies. Or, if you're cooking on gas, about 194

But of course the real problem, is that by far the great

Majority of these fried eggs are born in areas least able to

Support them