Finland , Finland , Finland

The country where I want to be

Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV

Finland , Finland , Finland

It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia

So far away from Japan

Quite a long way from Cairo

Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland , Finland , Finland

The country where I want to be

Eating breakfast or dinner

Or snack lunch in the hall

Finland , Finland , Finland

Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected

And often ignored

A poor second to Belgium

When going abroad

Finland , Finland , Finland

The country where I quite want to be

Your mountains so lofty

Your treetops so tall

Finland , Finland , Finland

Finland has it all

All together, Finnophiles!

Finland , Finland , Finland

The country where I quite want to be

Your mountains so lofty

Your treetops so tall

Finland , Finland , Finland

Finland has it all

Finland has it all

[Outro]

If you've enjoyed hearing this song and would like to know more about Finland, why not ring Mr. Griffiths of Hemill-Hampstead? He and his charming wife Edna would be glad to answer any of your questions. And who knows--they may show you some of their unrivaled collection of Scandinavian credit cards