Brian the babe they called Brian

He grew, grew grew and grew

Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be

A boy called Brian, a boy called Brian

He had arms and legs and hands and feet

This boy whose name was Brian

And he grew, he grew and grew

Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be

A teenager called Brian, a teenager called Brian

And his face became spotty

Yes his face became spotty

And his voice dropped down low

And things started to grow on young Brian and so

He was certainly now, no girl named Brian

Not a girl named Brian

And he started to shave

And have one off the wrist

And want to see girls

And go out and get pissed

A man called Brian

This man called Brian

A man they called Brian

This man called brian