[Intro]

Oh, it's been called many things before

But around here, we call it the Devil's lettuce!

That's right, that's the Devil's lettuce right there!

You goddamn devil!

[Verse 1: Monoxide]

Red eye like a white rabbit

And I'm so high that it feels magic

Like a Jedi when I vibe catch it

Man I've been fried like a fish basket

With the large fries, nuggets on the side

Large size with the drink and some donuts, hold the fries

Car ridеs, foggy eyes, then I gеt flicked by the five

Oh shit, time to drive, go, wait they're passing by

Late night I'm getting high like Khalifa in Dubai

The Kind of reefer I supply, I put the J in Mary Blige

And I get deeper than a dive when I'm chiefin' the devil's vibes

So feel free to look inside 'cause I finally feel alive

Inside of my mind, alive

When the weed and the brain collide

(Leavin') Leavin' it hangin' dry

'Til it's ready then I supply

[Chorus: Monoxide]

I'ma roll papers, I'ma smoke purple

I'ma go crazy, I'ma blow circles

Smoking on that sacred medicated herbal

I'm in outer space and I'm about to serve

And I'm rollin' on a smoke train

Smoke train, smoke train

All aboard if you're smokin', if you're not, I ain't fucking with ya

[Verse 2: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]

Windows up, clambake, cough up a lung

Cloud thick of that type make an average man dumb

You ain't really high unless you feel it in your bloodstream

Buzzin' but I love it, stay addicted like a fiend

I'm somewhere in between the thoughts in my own head

Racing so complacent with the business as they been

Eyes be poppin' out the skull, Total Recall

Bloodshot, looking like the stitches on a baseball

The smoke train left the station, ay-yay, all aboard

You know we got that loud got 'em floating off the floor

Levitatin' and I saw the puffs of gray smoke

Load the boxcar, states see me playin' to the wet board

Train ain't never stoppin' so watch me get loose

With a joint rolled burnin' from the engine, take a boost

Best believe I am the truth, from train car to stage

So gather 'round and sing it like the O'Jays, c'mon

[Chorus: Monoxide]

I'ma roll papers, I'ma smoke purple

I'ma go crazy, I'ma blow circles

Smoking on that sacred medicated herbal

I'm in outer space and I'm about to serve

And I'm rollin' on a smoke train

Smoke train, smoke train

All aboard if you're smokin', if you're not, I ain't fucking with ya

[Verse 3: Joe Black]

I dropped the weed in the bong like bombs away

I put my problems in the songs, I got a lot to say

It's been a long day and I only got an eighth

But anytime that I'm paid treat my brain like Pompeii

I missed my chance, I missed my ride, I miss the ones who died

I wanna get so high, shut my eyes and see the other side

I'm coughing 'til I throw up, now I'm stoned in a haze

Watching all the smoke float up like a ghost from the grave

Misery is company, can't let it go like Danny Pope

Smoking in the cemetery grave brain headstone

Life is like a movie won't deny it's close to over

Only happy when I'm high, suicidal when I'm sober

Glad to be ashes, hope you laugh when it happens

Keep your sadness, drop some matches in my casket

If I stay faded, the voices will fade away

It doesn't matter what they say 'cause at the end of the day

[Chorus: Monoxide]

I'ma roll papers, I'ma smoke purple

I'ma go crazy, I'ma blow circles

Smoking on that sacred medicated herbal

I'm in outer space and I'm about to serve

And I'm rollin' on a smoke train

Smoke train, smoke train

All aboard if you're smokin', if you're not, I ain't fucking with ya

[Bridge: Monoxide]

Life is too short, before you know, it's all over

So I don't ever wanna spend a fuckin' day sober

Wakin' up is better when you smoke up on that clover

And we don't have no room for nonsmokers in this enclosure

Feel like smoking weed has made us closer

Just a couple slices in the toaster, some great space coasters

Hopefully you understand what I mean

But if not, get off the train and quit hittin' my tree

[Chorus: Monoxide]

I'ma roll papers, I'ma smoke purple

I'ma go crazy, I'ma blow circles

Smoking on that sacred medicated herbal

I'm in outer space and I'm about to serve

And I'm rollin' on a smoke train

Smoke train, smoke train

All aboard if you're smokin', if you're not, I ain't fucking with ya