[Intro: Monoxide]

Smoke a square and then prepare yourself

Monoxide, monox-boogie, mo' diddy mo' somthin'

Smoke somthin', smoke a square bitch

Me and Violent J

[Vere 1: Monoxide]

I'm the wickedest of wicked and by far I'm destined for greatness

Killin' off you people who hate this

Now you can wait to sing the top notch mag or book

And we stil gon' give you fags a look

Bitch boy I'm gay bashin', consume my gun

I never hated fags till I got sued by one

My mental picture is paintin' me something ugly

And I still don't understand how my hands got all bloody

[Verse 2: Violent J]

It's the Juggla, a Juggalo role model

I stab people in the neck with a broken beer bottle

And then you meet me and expect a nice guy

You're lucky I ain't stuck a screwdriver in your eye yet

Houndogs, when I sign an autograph

I see you chopped up in my tub soakin' in a blood bath

With demons pissin' on ya like "rock the dead!"

Oh shit thoughts in my head

[Verse 3: Monoxide]

I'm gettin' blew the fuck out, with my homie Violent J

And we don't give a fuck 'bout nothin' you bitches say

We speak the word of the unheard and mystified

And when you see us huggin' momma give her a kiss goodbye

It's a long dark ride where you goin and ain't no huggin' back

I'm the reaper in this bitch and ain't no comin' back

My tounge in fact can seal the casket

And spit some shit so off the R.I.P. it's a classic

[Verse 4: Violent J]

Shut the fuck up when we speakin', biatch

I guess your momma never taught you shit

We stab individuals in they fatal spot

You got nine lives well I got ten shots

I remember when we first got started

Clown paint and Faygo, you thought we was retarded

Finally got you in the front row, wild

Now I go and do it again with Zug Izland

[Verse 5: Monoxide]

I'm a axe toter, you's a deepthroater

Wouldn't know a Juggalo if I showed ya

Shadow this, my reflection still cast

A demon with green ounce behind stained glass

I see spirits and I talk to people that ain't there

They seem to vanish in thin air

Why don't ya, get ghost homie, raise up

While me and Violent J roll the weed and blaze it up (What!)

[Verse 6: Violent J]

Real ass Juggalos is all I care about

Fuck everybody else and I don't wanna hear about

And I don't give a fuck if you know someone that's down

I'll grab you by your neck and flin' your fuckin' head around

I sign nothin', fuck takin' a picture

Fuck shakin' you hand, I'll pull you at me and hit ya

Then I kick your fuckin' guts in until your ribs break

There's you're motherfuckin' handshake, bitch!