The most beautiful people in the world

Were two rows ahead there on the airplane

I decided to trail them there and then

And when we touched down

They led me to Reckless

The most beautiful people in the world

Were thronging the streets

Walking on Broadway

Completely implausible girls

Pregnant and legless

Led me to Reckless

When I walked in the store I just sighed

I thought that I'd died and gone straight to heaven

All my favourite bands side by side

The ones that I never find

I found them at Reckless

If you visit Chicago I'd suggest

You don't waste your time

Just head for the store I adore

Cynthia Plaster Caster lives next door

She'll cast your penis

Isn't it priceless?