The culture says that you're not important

I believe the culture is wrong

Even though since we split up

You haven't done much of anything

You've paired up, passed time

But mostly stayed completely schtum

Well we all pair up, we all pass time

But it's who you are, not what you've done

And Google says that you're not important

But I believe Google is wrong

I'll still hang you on my wall

I'll still put you in my song

For me you're still an idol

Even if you do nothing at all

For me you're famous for nothing at all

You changed my life then you disappeared

Do you live underground, do you wear a beard?

Remember how you wore that cute moustache

At the art school graduation bash

I'm blocked from your social network

That must be where it all goes down

That must be where you express your feelings

The thoughts that you have from time to time

I will be the messenger

Tell the world with enthusiasm

How great you were

Your ripples and your nipples

Are deep in my DNA

It falls to me to tell these people

You're great -- what's your name again?